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Kelley: 1 Gap: 0

I went to the mall because Merritt (my personal fashion assistant- you should all get one) found me some awesome maternity jeans from GAP. I figured since I was going to be pregnant during all of fall and winter that I would spend my birthday money on a great pair of jeans that fit me! I heard that Baby Gaps have maternity in their stores and I wasn't sure what size to order.

I walked into Gap Kids and thought this doesn't feel right. So I walked across the walkway to the regular Gap and asked if they carried maternity. They said they didn't. Its only online. So I asked how to figure out what size to wear. They said just order your regular size. I said I didn't know my regular size anymore since it had been 3 years and 3 pregnancies since I bought anything from there. I know I'm not a size 4 anymore. So then the manager says that they aren't supposed to take returns but someone accidentally did so I could try on those three things to see if it helps.

To spare you many more boring details, I walked out of there with very similar jeans to what I was planning to order and I paid $7. Total. 10% of what they would have cost online. And then I bought a lottery ticket. Not really. Maybe I should have. And I now have $63 extra birthday dollars to spend...